You've Got No Business in the Fashion World

You think you're in Dior
You're really in Tuebrook
You're like a plain white sheet
Plaster of Paris look
That Krazy haute couture
His stubble's showing through
He's smothered in foundation
A Sideshow Bob creation


You've got no business in the fashion world
You're making these two boys look like they're girls
And they're all caught up in a three way whirl
Look on, Lacan, le con


Your home made make up kit
With that you're looking shit
You did an access course
And now you're looking worse
You dress your horny mates
Freakshow incorporate
They let you cause they want you
You use them for portfolio


You've got no business in the fashion world
You're making these two boys look like they're girls
And they're all caught up in a three way whirl
Look on, Lacan, le con 

So go and change your life
Yeah go and chase your dreams
It's just so tasteless how
You push them to extremes
It's man and man and strife
They are both willing to
Do things they'll later regret
Just so they get their dicks wet!


You've got no business in the fashion world
You're making these two boys look like they're girls
And they're all caught up in a three way whirl
Look on, Lacan, le con 


You've got no business in the fashion world!
You know you've got no business in the fashion world!